



Exam time cometh and goeth all the same. After all the hectic hubbub I am left with a sense of calm. Perhaps TOO calm. I am now content to simply sit on my couch and nap the summer away. The trouble with this is that I actually had things I wanted to get done this summer, and now I don’t particularly want to do any of it. I had several paintings I wanted to make for this webcomic, but after spending several days in front of my painting class’s final assignment… I’m satisfied to never look at another brush again. I wanted to build an actual website for this comic as well, but after staring at my final web-design project for several days… Well, you get the idea.
I’m not too worried. I’m sure that after one day passes I will find myself in a horrible boredom that only painting, web-designing, and comic-making will cure me. Until then I should say that I have a lovely collection of “Transmetropolitan” trade paper-backs keeping me company. If any of you out there are unfamiliar with this title, please go and look it up right away. It’s written by Warren Ellis and published by Vertigo. I am currently on book 8. It is a filthy read, but glorious for it. Also, a little known fact, Patrick Stewart is actually a big fan of this comic. He wrote the introduction to one of the trades.
Awesome.
IN OTHER NEWS…
Wanna hear a funny story? Because I want to tell you one.
About a year or more ago Megan’s car broke down randomly. It had a fresh oil-change, full coolant, and a full tank of gas. It simply decided to stall out once we were passing through an inter-section. On momentum we were able to pull into a side street and park safely. We had it towed less than 5 blocks to our trusty mechanic whom we (in all honesty) adore. Why do we adore him? Well for one we called him and told him the problem and he came to us. HE came to US. Once on the scene he called a tow-truck guy that he knew personally and had us towed to his shop. The tow… was free. I checked our bill. It wasn’t on there. Turns out there was a strange problem with some computer chippy thingy (why yes, that is a technical term) and it was a quick fix and the car is fine. Our Mechanic and his sons took care of it and all was well.
Zoom ahead to last friday. The thing is stalling out again at red-lights for no apparent reason. It always cranks back up though. With exams and Megan’s work schedule being what it is we luckily don’t really need two cars for a while so we decide to take it in to the shop before it becomes a bigger problem. Once there we tell our Mechanic’s sons (who are now our full-time mechanics since their dad has retired) the problem. They had been slammed by customers that week and had no room for us on their lot.
“Sounds like that problem you had last time,” they tell us. ”As long as it’s starting back up okay, it should last until Monday. Can you bring it then?”
No problem.
We leave and go back about our business. Saturday rolls around and I drive Megan to work in the morning, run some errands, and get ready to take photos for the comic when the thing… dies.
No big deal, I think to myself. I’ll just re-crank it and… I’ll just re-crank… Okay, let’s try this again… One more time to make sure…
I made sure another 5 times.
Luckily I had my folks’ Triple A trial membership card and I had a tow-truck out in record time. While it was pulling my car into the shop I walked up to my mechanic.
“What seems to be the trouble?” he asked.
“Well, remember that problem that we said could wait until Monday?”
“Yeah,” he said.
“Well, we lied.”
We shared a chuckle and he went to the car. He asked for the keys and I almost handed them over. First I had to pull my house key off of the ring to make sure I could get to my OTHER car keys. Unfortunately this over-drove my brain power. I took my house-key off of the ring and put it in my mechanic’s outstretched hand while I placed the car keys back in my pocket.
He looked at the key in his hand and then looked at me and sighed. I informed him that “I do that because I’m smart,” and quickly rectified the situation.
He then promptly stuck the keys in the ignition and surprise SURPRISE, the car starts without a problem.
He tells me that sort of thing happens all the time and he’ll take a look at it and call us when he knows something. I thank him and call my friend, Logan, to beg for a ride and for camera assistance. Turns out that the dude lives right across the street from the shop. The conversation went something like this:
“Dude, are you at that All Points place? Look across the street. See the dude in his door-way making uncomfortable stares at you? That’s me.”
I ran across the busy 5-lane street and met up with Logan. It was there that I realized that I had left my camera in the car. Logan was a good sport and drove me back to the shop where I ran up to my mechanic and told him I had left something in the car.
“Because you’re smart?” he asked.
“Yeah, because I’m smart.”

Ah yes, another photo-comic. Are y’all liking these? Because I really dig ‘em. Special thanks to my friend Logan (Weapon X) for acting as the most righteous photographer of this comic. He was a big help in more ways than one and in very short notice. You will most likely see more of his handy-work here If I can trick him into it.
Next Monday there will be another hand-drawn strip. In fact, with all the painting I’ve been doing, I may even ink parts of it with a brush for a change. We’ll see how that turns out. In the mean time, loyal readers and fellow Desperadoes, take care of yourselves.
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Gabriel Dunston
-PookeyG-










